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Yan Di Speaks
An assignment for Ms. McClurg's class
the 12 poisons of shennong
It is taking most of my strength to write this, as I have been subjected to poison twelve times today. I will be fine, but it hurts.
two things today
I did two things today. I had just invented tea, witch is a cure for over seventy poisonous plants. I also realized that i could make myself see-through, so i could observe the effects/symptoms of the herb, then cure myself with tea.
agriculture
Guess what! Today I figured out how to plant seeds. I figured it out because a heron was flying over and dropped some seeds, so I got the inspiration to "drop" the seeds in rows. Ta-da!
new life
Now, me and my tribe have settled in the central plains of china, and i spend my days furthering the development of my tribe.
greed
Oh, another thing. After the battle, I was foolish and became greedy, and so tried to enroach upon Huang Di's territory, but he beat me down and got the "mandate of heaven".
the battle
It has been exciting these past few days. First, there was the battle, which lasted for days, but witch we finally won, because the enemy were losing, so Chiyou cast a spell witch put a giant cloud of dust into the air, but no-one could see a thing. Fortunately, Huang Di had a "compass chariot", witch lead him to Chiyou, who he killed.
humiliation
I am so embarrassed. The Jiuli clan drove us out of our land and I had to beg the Yellow Emperor (Huang Di) for help to battle the Jiuli clan, as i am only a minor god. Luckily, he agreed to help us.
god liking
Apparently the clan members like me more now that they know i am a god. Hmmmmmm....................... Ahah! they think it is good when they are blessed with a god's presence.
Introduction
Hello, Yan Di here. since this is my first post, I'd just like to introduce myself. My surname is Jiang, and I'm the leader of my clan. Along with my half-brother Huang Di, i am the ancestor of the Chinese people. I am also the person who introduced farming. I am also known as Shennong.
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